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[30 May 2008|12:49pm] |
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i might make a new journal for the hell of it. i havent updated in over a year and i feel like i need an outlet to express myself now that i'm home for good. ho ho ho ho ho ho.
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[22 Jul 2006|03:33am] |
mich turned 21 and she had a bbq at her house in merrick, long island. lindsay lohan's home town. holla.
my cousin had a rooftop party in manhattan and I didn't manage to fall to my death.
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[09 Jan 2006|02:02am] |
A few years ago, a mother and father decided they
needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a
night on the town. They called their most trusted
babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two
children were already fast asleep in bed. So the
babysitter just got to sit around and make sure
everything was okay with their children. later at
night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch
TV but she could not watch it downstairs because
they did not have cable downstairs (the parents
didn\'t want their children watching too much
garbage). So she called them and asked them if she
could watch cable in their parents\' room. Of
course the parents said it was ok, but the
babysitter had one final request. She asked if she
could cover up the owl statue in their bedroom
with a blanket or cloth, because it made her
nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment,
and the father who was talking to the babysitter
at the time said, \"Take the children and get out
of the house... we will call the police. We do not
have an owl statue\" the children and the
babysitter where murdered by the owl. It turned
out to be that the owl was a killer that escaped
from jail. If you do not repost this within five
minutes the owl will be standing next to your bed
at 4:00 a.m. with a knife in his beak.
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